About Us

"And [Moroni] caused that they should build a breastwork of timbers ... until they had encircled the city of Bountiful round about with a strong wall of timbers and earth, to an exceeding height." -Alma 53:4

"On the surface we seem like terrible people. But, once you dig down and really get to know us, you realize that we're much worse."

-Curtis

"It's never mean if it's hilarious."

-Doxey

"The BYU Honor Code: You better watch what you're doing, because we are."

-Jon

"Facebook is a necessary evil...sort of like drugs."

-Dave

"I was once offended by a Taco and a packet of hot sauce."

-Curtis