Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Greetings Friends,

This is a terrific idea. However, there is one drawback-I've logged on to the blogosphere now. What is a blogosphere anyway? It sounds like the poorly made Pauly Shore movie from the 90's. Biodome was it's name I think. Personally, just getting email and using some form of "chat" was a great leap forward for me. Now this? I guess it's my love for you that propels me to do bigger and better (even though it might not be bigger or better) things.
I was going to sell the worms I collect while mowing greens at the golf course but it didn't pan out. It turns out there is a big worm industry that is controlled by a few people from Henderson, Nevada. Those fat cats are screwing the little guy out of business. So I have turned my attention to collecting superfluous golf balls and in turn selling them for a quarter a piece. 100 golf balls gets me 25 bucks. That is gas from Seattle to Vancouver. Canada my friends, Canada.

Curtis the Honourable

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